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	<title>The Adventures of Aubrey + Michael &#187; rant</title>
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		<title>Stay Calm!</title>
		<link>http://www.aubreyplusmichael.com/blog/2010/02/02/stay-calm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Alain de Button, Author and Philosopher]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: right;">- Alain de Button, Author and Philosopher</p>
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		<title>a very serious and important question</title>
		<link>http://www.aubreyplusmichael.com/blog/2009/12/08/a-very-serious-and-important-question/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 06:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aubrey</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[mysteries of the universe]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Does this happen to anybody else? Seriously, this happens to me EVERY DAY.  And actually, this is probably the LEAST amount of spilling I&#8217;ve had in the past 3 weeks.  Sometimes during my morning bus ride, in the rare moments when I&#8217;m NOT trying to wipe off another drop of coffee before a stain sets [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does this happen to anybody else?</p>
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<p>Seriously, this happens to me EVERY DAY.  And actually, this is probably the LEAST amount of spilling I&#8217;ve had in the past 3 weeks.  Sometimes during my morning bus ride, in the rare moments when I&#8217;m NOT trying to wipe off another drop of coffee before a stain sets in to my jacket, I just stare at the normal people who sit there and make drinking out of the stupid plastic lids look easy.  HOW DO THEY DO IT?</p>
<p>I mean, I know I&#8217;m clumsy and totally deficient in most basic life skills, but this is ridiculous.  Can somebody let me in on the secret?  What am I doing wrong?</p>
<p>::sigh::</p>
<p>Thank you in advance.  Maybe I can learn how to properly drink out of a cup before I turn 29.  On Wednesday.</p>
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